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  bonerparty:

  when i was living in chicago it was common yet unspoken knowledge that if you didn’t have a girlfriend by the beginning of december you’d be out of a relatio until spring, usually around mid April.

  so the best time to go to bars was the first two weeks of December, when you’d see all sorts of people forcing eachother into relationships. there were truly some gnarly girls that got with guys just because, i guess, so they could each save money on the heating bill.

  2 years ago / 60 notes